Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.
15 years after their traumatic gingerbread-house incident, siblings Hansel and Gretel have become a formidable team of bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world.
Jeremy Renner. Unf.
Okay, sounds like such a shitty movie, but I just know I’ll end up watching this.
RUFIO, RUFIO, RUFIO!
Zuko… I mean Rufio!
I loved this movie. This guy was in that Antonio Banderas dancing movie.
Thor: Prince of Asgard, Professional Butterfingers
SFLKGdfs
Oh, Thor.
Bloody perfect.
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
I’m not even surprised
Top Fucking Gun.
teenage mutant ninja turtles. how 90s.
Gorillas in the Mist. ummmmmmmmmm
ALIENS.
Terminator 2. Hellz yeah.
My parents were so excited when Beauty & the Beast came out the year I was born. They were all like “Yeah, our daughter’s so awesome that Disney named a princess after her”.
I’m sorry, but they’re making this man into a dwarf.
A mother-freakin’ dwarf.
Thanks Pete Jackson, thanks a lot.
The Oregon Trail as a movie. If it were real…I would watch it.